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songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

Posted 17 hours ago.
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Posted 18 hours ago.
jordangetwrecked:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FACE I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

jordangetwrecked:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FACE I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

Posted 18 hours ago.

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

Posted 18 hours ago.

marcelovieira:

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  • a gripping trilogy

Posted 18 hours ago.

harleyquinn394:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

this is who i strive to be in life

For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models

Posted 18 hours ago.

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

Posted 18 hours ago.

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

Posted 18 hours ago.

hotanimegirl:

this gif ruined my life

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Posted 18 hours ago.
+ getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

Posted 18 hours ago.
+ lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

Posted 1 day ago.

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

Posted 1 day ago.
+ interruptingpanda:

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.
Meeting people,Doing things,The usual business.

Team Free Whatever

interruptingpanda:

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.

Meeting people,
Doing things,
The usual business.

Team Free Whatever

Posted 1 day ago.
Posted 1 day ago.